Here he is, now let them be: We don’t usually engage in tabloid fodder. But since Egyptian social media, and now even Fortune Middle East, can’t shut up about Nayel Nasser — the Egyptian dating Bill Gate’s daughter Jennifer Gates — here he is. We don’t get why an entire nation is now laying claim to this poor guy’s dating life. Must be our patriotic fervor. Jokes are pouring about how much Gates will be giving to Egypt. We wonder what will happen when they realize a chunk of his fortune is going to charity after he dies.

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