Here’s proof that parallel universes exist

Eastern Tobacco won Best Company for IR (Egypt) at the Extel Middle East IR Awards 2015 dinner last night. From the landing page of their (apparently award-worthy) ‘invest relation’ section: “IR officers, on one hand, pay attention to periodically and regularly release the information and data about the Company to all relevant parties form the financial community aiming to consolidate the relations with current and prospective investors making sure the market reflects fair value of our company's share. On the other hand, they work towards opening communication channels in an effort to strengthen the relations with capital & investment market to avail disclosure and transparency elements which have , on the long run, a positive impact on the market value of EC share in the Egyptian Exchange, and increase its shares circulation rate.”