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THE WEEK IN REVIEW

Gaza truce starts + Global Investment Company nabs 30% of Eastern Company

Good morning friends and HAPPY FRIDAY. We hope that you’re enjoying the milder weather and getting some respite from the past week.

In the Enterprise guide this week, we intend to bring you closer to your community that is working hard during this time of adversity to support local brands.

With this said, we have prepared a guide to some local fast food joints in our community that are either supporting more local brands and/or using some of their proceeds to support our brothers and sisters in Gaza.

Enterprise Weekend comes out each Friday at 9:00am CLT. We’ll be back on Sunday at 6am with EnterpriseAM. Until then: Enjoy the weekend.

WITH THE PAUSE IN FIGHTING, GAZA IS NOW IN NEED OF MORE AID-

Want to support relief efforts in Gaza, but don’t know how? We’ve got you. More than 1 mn people in Gaza have been thrown from their homes and every human being there lacks access to food, water, and fuel amid the most intense bombardment any population has endured this century. The pause in fighting means that there’s a chance to support Gaza with more aid that will make a difference.

The folks at Talabat are processing donations for a range of Gaza relief appeals by charities including the Egyptian Food Bank and Misr El Kheir. Pay in EGP using your credit card.

Or check out our list of charities to which you can make direct donations via bank deposit and / or Fawry.

LAST WEEK IN 3 MINS- Israel’s war on Gaza continued to lead the news cycle at home and globally and ended the weekas we anticipate the four-day truce that should have begun yesterday but has been moved forward to today.

AT HOME- We saw a crucial development in the state’s privatization drive as well as some fresh loan agreements and bills moving along in the House of Representatives.

UPDATES ON THE TEMPORARY REPRIEVE AT THE END OF ANOTHER BRUTAL WEEK IN GAZA-

#1- The truce in Gaza started two hours ago, after ithas been postponed for a day.Israel continued its assault of the strip yesterday with 300 air strikes, which included Khan Younis, a southern city that Israel had claimed would not be attacked, reports Reuters.

The hostage-for-ceasefire agreement should see a four-day pause in fightingin return for the release of some hostages. Following weeks of negotiations mediated by Egypt and Qatar, Hamas agreed to release 50 women and children during the four-day truce in exchange for the release of 150 Palestinian prisoners held by Israel and that 200 additional aid trucks be granted permission to cross through the Rafah border every day.

#2- Egypt drafted a UN Security Council resolution that aims to overcome “existing obstacles and imbalances” to the entry of aid into Gaza, the Foreign Ministry said earlier this week.

#3- Madbouly reiterated the government’s refusal to accept the displacement of Palestinians into Sinai: “Egypt will take a firm reaction against any attempts to resettle Palestinians in Sinai,” Madbouly told MPs on Tuesday.

#4- Earlier in the week, Israeli forces ordered doctors, patients and refugees to evacuate Gaza City’s Al Shifa Hospital. Doctors and witnesses reported that the IDF had given the thousands of people at the hospital an hour to vacate the area and escorted some of them out at gunpoint.

…and continued its air assault on the Jabalia refugee camp and one UN school, which Egypt decried as a war crime and a “deliberate insult to the UN.”

#5- Still, Israel is, so far, yet to provide evidence of the claimed Hamas command center underneath Al Shifa: The military’s siege has all but destroyed Al Shifa as a functioning hospital, with a visiting UN team calling it a “ death zone ” after surveying the site on Saturday.

#6- Another Israeli minister called for ethnic cleansing: Intelligence Minister Gila Gamliel became the latest senior government official to call for the “voluntary resettlement” of Palestinians outside of Gaza.

…but the EU isn’t on board: EU Commission President Ursula von der Leyen backed Egypt’s rejection of Israeli ambitions to forcibly displace Gazans into Sinai during talks with President Abdel Fattah El Sisi in Cairo on Saturday.

#7- The death toll in Gaza rose to 14.5k + and at least 53 journalists have been killed since Israel started its bombardement of the territory, marking the deadliest month for journalists since CPJ began gathering data in 1992.

WE SAW A MAJOR DEVELOPMENTS IN THE STATE’S PRIVATIZATION DRIVE-

The government offloaded 30% of Eastern Company in a stake sale worth USD 625 mn, making it the single-largest transaction since it rebooted its privatization drive earlier this year.

UAE-based Global Investment Holding (GIH) purchased the stake from the company’s state-owned majority shareholder, the Holding Company for Chemical Industries (CIHC) for EGP 24.52 apiece, totaling EGP 16.4 bn (USD 532 mn). GIH agreed to pay an additional EGP 4.38 per share, taking the total value of the transaction to EGP 19.3 bn (USD 625 mn) and making it the company’s single-largest shareholder.

Advisors: Our friends at EFG Hermes advised GIH on the transaction and were also sole broker for its execution, they said in a statement (pdf).

GIH will provide Eastern Company with some USD 150 mn in hard currency next year to bolster the cigarette maker’s ability to source manufacturing inputs. GIH reportedly sees the facility as a key measure to ensure the profitability of its new investment.

The government will use the bulk of the proceeds from the sale to invest in fresh capacity at existing state-owned fertilizer plants with an eye to ramping up exports. It will use the rest of the cash to help narrow the budget deficit.

IT WAS A RELATIVELY BRISK WEEK ON THE ECONOMY FRONT-

#1- The IMF is “seriously considering” increasing Egypt’s USD 3 bn loan program due to the war in Gaza, IMF Director Kristalina Georgieva said this week. “Investors are going to be shy to go to [these countries]. The cost of ins., if you want to move goods, they go up. Risks of even more refugees in countries that are already accepting more,” Georgieva previously said.

#2- BMI expects state asset sales to underpin stronger economic growth this year:Economic growth will accelerate to 4.2% this year from 3.8% in FY 2022-2023 as progress on asset sales draws new FDI that will “more than offset” the impact of falling demand and limited ability to cut imports according to BMI, a research unit of Fitch Solutions.

Still, BMI’s latest outlook is a minor downgrade from its previous 4.4% forecast following the outbreak of war in Gaza, which it says will drag on investment, consumption, and exports.

A HANDFUL OF INVESTMENT UPDATES WORTH NOTING-

#1- Units of Saudi Arabia’s Fawaz Abdulaziz Alhokair Company (Alhokair) could invest as much as USD 1.5 bn in Egypt in 2024. Energy, real estate, and infrastructure are on the priority list.

#2-Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund (PIF) raised its stake in EGX-listed fintech player e-Finance by two percentage points to 27% by purchasing freefloat shares. The Saudi wealth fund acquired 25% of the company last year for EGP 7.5 bn, becoming its single-largest shareholder and getting two seats on the board

#3- Mitsui & Co. agreed to purchase a stake in Egyptian broiler chicken producer Wadi Poultry. The size of the stake and the investment were not disclosed.

AND OUR TOURISM AMBITIONS MIGHT STILL BE ON TRACK -

Egypt saw some 13 mn tourist arrivals in the first nine months of the year. This puts us on track to hit our target of 15 mn visitors in 2023, up 32% from the year before, despite worsening tourist appetite in the region since the onset of the war in Gaza.

WE ALSO SAW A FEW LOAN AGREEMENTS INKED-

#1- CIB is getting a USD 150 mn subordinated loan from the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development (EBRD) to strengthen its tier II capital, support growth, and protect it from external economic shocks.

#2- Turkey’s Hayat is borrowing EUR 30 mn to expand in Egypt: Emirates NBD Egypt signed a EUR 30 mn medium-term loan agreement with Turkish sanitary product company Hayat’s local subsidiary Hayat Egypt to help it finance a new USD 70 mn tissue factory in Ain Sokhna.

AND SOME MOVEMENT IN OUR MANUFACTURING SECTOR-

#1- The IDA extended its break for industrial investors: The Industrial Development Authority (IDA) pushed back the deadline for investors who have not been able to finish construction and obtain licenses for the factories they’ve been allotted land for within the required three-year period until 24 January. The extension was first introduced in January with a 24 July deadline.

#2- Local plastics manufacturer Al Ahram Plastic Company is looking to set up an EGP 1bn packaging material factory in Badr City. The new factory, part of its expansion plan to double production, will have a production capacity of 60k tons a year, 80% of which will be exported. The manufacturer is expected to kick off operations within the coming three months.

PARLIAMENT SIGNED OFF ON A HANDFUL OF BILLS-

#1- The House of Representatives approved a raft of new bills last week:

  • The building reconciliation act earned the House’s seal of approval.
  • Amendments to the Child Law got the greenlight.
  • A 30-year loan worth JPY 100 bn from the Japan International Cooperation Agency (JICA) to fund the initial stage of Cairo’s Metro Line 4 got the go-ahead.

WHAT’S HAPPENING NEXT WEEK-

OPEC+ push policy meeting to end of month. The Oil cartel made a surprise statement early on Thursday to postpone their ministerial policy meeting, which will now be held on 30 November instead of 25 - 26 November. The delay was reportedly due to a lack of consensus on output cuts.

COP28 kicks off on Thursday, 30 Novemberin Dubai. The conference will run until Tuesday 12 December, where governments for the first time will conduct a Global Stocktake (GST) of their progress on nationally determined contributions (NDCs) committed to at the Paris Climate Accords in 2015. Expect to see Egypt pushing its landmark “just financing” policy unveiled at last year’s conference in Sharm El Sheikh.

Check out our full calendar on the web for a comprehensive listing of upcoming news events, national holidays and news triggers.

YOUR MOST CLICKED LINKS-

  • Egyptian Prime Minister Moustafa Madbouly’s statement that the currency crisis will be over soon received some curious clicks… (YouTube video, runtime: 2:58)
  • …while Lamees El Hadidi demanding an explanation from the Madbouly government as to how the currency crisis will be resolved got plenty of concerned clicks. (YouTube video, runtime: 3:19)
  • Japanese Mitsui & Co. purchasing a stake in Wadi Poultry was widely read. (WadiFood’s statement)
  • Dai Pescatori’s Instagram page from our recommendation got lots of love. (Instagram page)
  • The White House condemning Musk for his anti semitic statements was frequently opened. (Reuters story)

AROUND THE WORLD IN SEVEN DAYS-

OpenAI CEO’s whirlwind week saw significant coverage on the front pages of international news outlets: It was a tumultuous week at OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company behind ChatGPT, after its board of directors fired CEO, Sam Altman, before reinstating him on Wednesday in response to pressure from employees and allies. Altman’s initial firing reportedly came as a result of growing concerns from some board members over the global risk posed by the company’s technology and that the chief executive was not being entirely communicative with the board. Several hundred employees threatened to quit in protest of the decision, which was ultimately reversed.

The CEO of the world’s largest crypto exchange pleading guilty to money laundering was all over the financial press: Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao stepped down and pleaded guilty to breaching anti-money laundering laws in the US in what was described by prosecutors as one of the steepest corporate penalties in US history. The company agreed to pay a USD 4.3 bn settlement to the government, and completely exit the US.

☀️ THE WEATHER THIS WEEKEND- Look for some sun with a high of 26°C during the day and dropping to 15°C in the evening. On Saturday, we can expect more of the same but there will be some fog in the early hours tomorrow.

HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND-

Meet the virtual Tutankhamun. The Grand Egyptian Museum is hosting an interactive Tutankhamun exhibition, in partnership with the Spanish Madrid Artes Digitales Foundation. The exhibition opened its doors last Wednesday and will continue until Saturday, 16 December. You can book your tour from here.

Unleash your inner artist at the Self-portrait workshop hosted by Dawar Artsevery Saturday until 16 December. Click here for more information.

HAPPENING NEXT WEEKEND-

The Christmas Charity Bazaar will bring the warmth of the holiday season on Friday, 1 December, at All Saints’ Cathedral, Zamalek. The bazaar runs from 10:30am until 4pm. Proceeds will benefit a variety of charities here in Egypt.

Syrian-German band Shkoon is performing in Egypt for Gaza. The concert will be held at the Pyramids on Friday, 1 December. Part of the concert's proceeds will be donated to humanitarian aid dedicated to Gaza. Tickets are available here.

Wael Al Fashni x El Sawy Culturewheel. The Egyptian singer Wael All Fashni will be performing at El Sawy Culturewheel, Zamalek on Saturday, 2 December. Tickets are available here.

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THE ENTERPRISE GUIDE

Eat local + help Gaza

During times of peace and war it is always a good idea to spend responsibly and give back to our local community. This is even more apparent today, as many of our homegrown restaurants are going to lengths to make sure that they can aid the humanitarian crisis in Gaza.

DISCLAIMER: It’s important to note that our intention is not to dictate what you should or shouldn’t buy. Rather, we aim to assist those who are interested in exploring alternative options. Ultimately, the choice remains yours.

BURGERS

BRGR- Known for its chicken and beef burgers, and pancakes, they recently announced through a post on Instagram that the proceeds from pancakes sold between Sunday and Wednesday would be donated to Gaza. Learn more about their menu and branch locations from here.

WILLY’S KITCHEN- The restaurant is currently offering its own homemade soft drink called Willy’s Cream Soda in case you want to go for a local soda option. Aside from their chicken and beef burgers we recommend you try their nacho sandwiches, too. You can order their goodies from the comfort of your home or you can visit Willy’s Kitchen in any of their locations across Cairo.

BUTCHER’S BURGER- The joint donated part of their November’s proceeds to support Gaza. Here we can find a variety of beef and chicken burgers, brisket, hotdog sandwiches, and wings along with appetizers, loaded fries, and salads. It has multiple locations across Cairo, and tolearn more about their menu and locations you can click here.

BUFFALO BURGER- One of the restaurants that supported the relief efforts in Gaza by donating money to the Egyptian Cure Bank and Baheya Hospital, as announced on their social media accounts. Buffalo’s also replaced soft drinks on the menu with juice and mineral water from local brands. You can take a look at their menu and locations from here.

SHOCKS- This food truck is located in New Cairo, The Waterway and Sodic East Town. The menu will help you avoid decision fatigue: It is simple and includes beef burgers, grilled and fried chicken sandwiches, snacks, sides, and treats.

DADDY’S BURGER- The restaurant can be found across Cairo, Alexandria, and Ismailia. Their menu features smash and gourmet burgers, chicken and hotdog sandwiches, appetizers, and sides. They have fresh juices that are served with their combos instead of soft drinks.

MINCE BURGERS-Located in several locations in New Cairo, Heliopolis, and Sixth of October, the restaurant’s menu has beef burgers, hotdog and chicken sandwiches, salads, and desserts.

FRIED CHICKEN

HEART ATTACK- Fried chicken meals and sandwiches, beef burger sandwiches, and sides, and a cheese fountain can be found in this restaurant. Heart Attack is a popular venue and is located all over Greater Cairo and Giza, they are also another restaurant that is working on serving local soft drinks, according to a post on their social media.

CHICKIN WORX-The restaurant offers two main items including chicken sandos (the Japanese name for sandwiches) and tenders. It has three branches, two in New Cairo, Chillout Ring Road and Chill out Sadat Axis, and Sheikh Zayed. You can learn more about the items we recommend from the menu here.

CHICKEN FILA-Even though their name sounds like the US fast-food chain but they are actually not affiliated. Their menu offers fried chicken meals, chicken burgers, filet sandwiches, and loaded fries. They can be found in Greater Cairo, Giza, and the suburbs, and have branches in Alexandria and Mansoura.

NOTE- They announced via a post on Instagram that they will offer local soft drinks instead.

KANSAS- This restaurant’s menu features fried chicken meals and sandwiches in addition to sides. You can find them in Greater Cairo, Giza, and the suburbs.

CHICKEN N RIBS- The restaurant announced through a post on Instagram that it donated part of October proceeds to support Gaza. If you’re a dipper, then this joint is a good place to start as they offer fried chicken with a variety of sauces.

Their meals also come with waffles, and the menu has a variety of other items including wings, brisket and short ribs plates, grilled chicken and turkey plates, salads and appetizers. You can find the restaurants in Greater Cairo, Giza and the suburbs.

KOKIO-Famed with the Maadi crowd for their Korean-style fried chicken, you can check out our review to figure out why they have such a following. They have two branches in New Cairo and Maadi.

NOTE- They only deliver in Maadi.

PIZZA

PIZZA STATION- If you don’t like to commit to an entire pie, this restaurant has one-slice pizza options. It has multiple locationsacross Cairo and Alexandria.

PRIMO’S PIZZA-If you like your pizza’s thick Primo’s has the pie for you. You will find Primo’s

In different locations across Greater Cairo.

VINNY’S PIZZA-This joint has donated the proceeds of its oriental pizza to the Egyptian FoodBank. An all-around pizza store, Vinny’s is known for baking pizzas in different sizes starting from thin-sliced pizza to a multilayered pizza cake. You will find Vinny’s all around Cairo.

WHAT THE CRUST- The Italian pizzeria added a new pizza, the Musakhan Pizza, a.k.a “Freedom Pizza”, which has a musakhan topping (a Palestinian national dish of roasted chicken, baked with onions, sumac, and fried pine nuts).

All the proceeds of this pizza will be donated to the Egyptian Red Crescent to support Gaza. They further donated all the proceeds of pizza sold in a fundraising event in Maadi. What The Crust is located in Maadi, The Drive by Waterway, and Lakehouse, Dusit.

DID YOU KNOW THAT MANOUCHES AND PIZZAS ARE COUSINS?

THE LEBANESE BAKERY- Chew on these Levantine pies for breakfast, snacks, and any meal, in fact. Their halloumi and basil man’oucheh is our Enterprise favorite. Learn more about their menu items from here. You can find them in Maadi and Galleria 40, Sheikh Zayed.

MAN’OUCHEH - This Lebanese restaurant offers not only man’oucheh but also shawarma sandwiches and pizza. Their man’oucheh comes in mini sizes, too. You will find them in Dokki, New Cairo, Heliopolis, Maadi, and Nasr City.

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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THIS WEEKEND?

The Hunger Games was solid prequel but could disappoint readers + Nüwa’s noodles will make us go back for more

? AT THE MOVIES-

The Hunger Games (trailer, runtime: 2:45) prequel left us, quite frankly, hungry for more. Adapted from Suzanne Collins’ 2020 novel of the same title,the movie focuses on the villain origin story of Coriolanus Snow (Tom Blyth) and how the dystopian city of Capitol established its dominance over the Districts to create the Hunger Games.

The storyline of the film is 64 years prior to the events of the original Hunger Games,where Coriolanus Snow is seen as a pious young man trying to make ends meet for his grandmother and cousin Tigris (Hunter Schafer). This comes after the district rebellion war on the Capitol left them penniless and orphaned, only to be dragged into mentoring Lucy Gray Baird (Rachel Zegler), from District 12, in the tenth annual Hunger Games in the hopes of winning the grand money prize and restoring his family name.

…but all of the fame and power comes at a price: At this point, the Hunger Games has lost its viewership and in an attempt to save lives and stop the atrocities Casca Highbottom (Peter Dinklage) tries to end it by threatening Snow.

The deranged Doctor Gaul (Viola Davis) enlists Snow to find new ways to bring in viewers and torture the tributes by ensuring his prize money while trying to keep Baird alive and loved by the public.

The film lacks the extravagance of the other movies and focuses on the indecisiveness of humanity and power. It may leave viewers with unanswered questions if they haven’t read the book, and disappointment if you have. Also, compressing the book into almost three hours made the storyline feel a bit rushed.

Even though the point of the film is to empathize with Snow, it confirmed what we already knew, which was the underlying hatred and fear of districts for the war — but can we blame him after everything that he’s been through?

International reviews dispute on whether the film was a success or failure: Some news outletspraised the Hunger Games (Vox, Variety) and some reviewers, like The New York Times still compare Lucy Gray to Katniss, while others call out the franchise for not including Katniss (even though it’s set six decades before she came to volunteer), or say that it’s riding the pre-villain story trend like Cruella, Joker, and Maleficent.

WHERE TO WATCH-You can catch the film in Vox Cinemas and Stars Cinema.

? FROM THE BOOKSTORE-

The House of the Coptic Woman: A Novelby Ashraf El Ashmawi and translated from Arabic to English by Peter Daniel. El Ashmawi is a judge in the court of appeals and the author of novels like The Lady of Zamalek and The Barman, where he draws upon his experience as inspiration for his books.

It starts in the Egyptian sa’eed/countryside, beginning with Nader, a young prosecutor whose new post in a rural Egyptian village introduces him to a whirlwind of events.

Not all is peaceful in the countryside: From tragic deaths and suicides to unexplained cases of arson, where homes and agricultural lands are burned to the ground, the young, naïve protagonist is baffled when he cannot seem to answer the endless stream of questions that arise from his surroundings.

Then there is Hoda: A Coptic woman with a tragic past that somewhat captures the persistent and enduring nature of sectarian strife in Upper Egypt.

Entertaining and informative…but we needed more: While the book is an interesting read, it does not seem to add a whole lot of nuance to someone who is already familiar with the nature of Egyptian society in the southern governorates.

We have read this before, and it was better: With books like Tawfiq al-Hakim’s Diary of aCountry Prosecutor — which receives an explicit nod at the beginning of the novel being a cult classic — it seems that the author is trying to compare himself with a legend, and unfortunately, falls short.

WHERE TO FIND IT- The new novel can be found in Arabic across most Egyptian bookstores and in English at AUC Bookstores.

? HOT AND FRESH OUT OF THE KITCHEN-

Nüwa is a pan-Asian restaurant with a variety of cuisines but does not lose focus. If you’re anything like us, you’re wary of restaurants that promise too many cuisines. We prefer ones that specialize in just one, but Nüwa makes a great case for a diverse menu.

BEFORE THE MAIN ACT-If you want a tasty bite to ease you in, the crab summer rolls are a good gateway.Even though the servers told us that they are the most returned item, we suggest that you check it out, especially if you have an experienced palate.

The appetizer may be a new mouthfeel for some, as the rice paper is gelatinous, and the glass noodles inside are chewy. The taste of the crab and the crunch of the cucumbers and carrots add an extra (and familiar) dimension to the texture, and the accompanying lime sauce makes for a fresh and tasty bite.

MAIN COURSES ARE ON POINT- The kung pao chicken is a great alternative if you’re a fan of sweet and sour chicken. While the latter dish is available, we recommend that you switch it up. It’s lighter than the sweet and sour as the chicken isn’t fried, but it offers similar flavors to the ones we know and love, though it is less tangy.

NOODLES ARE A HIT- The shiitake udon will hit the spot. The noodles are cooked expertly, and the shiitake mushrooms have soaked up all that delicious sauce.

VEGETARIAN FRIENDLY- There are a number of curries and stews, but we loved the crunch and flavor of the vegetables delight, where the bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, and broccoli are coated in rich oyster sauce. You could tell that they were cooked and served right away, too, as they weren’t limp from being on the stove for too long.

NOTE- The peking duck was acceptable, but not as fresh. The flavors were as expected, but both the duck and the pancakes were a bit dry.

MATCHA CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR THE MATCHA-HATERS- While matcha lovers may feel like the dessert could use an extra helping of the green tea powder, anyone who dislikes the grassy taste will love it being complemented by the chocolate and tempered with the vanilla ice cream on the side.

? Per person: EGP 500

? Outdoor seating: Yes

? Alcohol: No

? Accessibility friendly:Yes

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WHAT TO LISTEN TO

The Vergecast talks about everything and anything tech

The Vergecast, is The Verge’s flagship podcast, which covers a wide range of topics including the latest news in the world of tech, and what the Big Techs are currently doing and looking up to.

Hosted by Nilay Patel, David Pierce, and Alex Cranz, with a new episode posted every two or three days, with some episodes featuring experts or guest speakers.

The discussions are usually detailed— a bit long side — but timely. The hosts strive to address the most important technology news simply: From covering evolving gadgets and software that will impact our lives, and how to integrate them safely and wisely into our daily routines.

Handheld gaming in the Future — again, is a recent episode from Vergecast where Pierce welcomes two guests from Polygon hashing out the comeback of the handheld gaming consoles and the reasons behind it. Touching on the nostalgic aspect and how Asus, Ayaneo, Lenovo, among others, are carving their own paths with dedicated handheld systems.

Their throwback to the 90s console heyday had us teary-eyed, and will probably have us moving to the nearest retailer to get our hands on one of the new consoles.

NOTE- Some episodes border on the hyper-opinionated, but nonetheless, an intriguing listen.

WHERE TO LISTEN - Vergecast is available on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and Spotify.

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ON YOUR WAY OUT

Meet the Microsoft tools IT will make you use next year

Microsoft really, really wants you to love Teams (ain’t gonna happen at Enterprise World Headquarters) and is rebranding Bing Chat as Copilot as it rolls AI across its core Office products.

We’ve long contended two things about Microsoft that we think are particularly relevant as we unpack the flood of announcements that made up last week’s Microsoft Ignite event:

  • Satya Nadella has remade Microsoft into a fierce competitor (his being blindsided by recent events OpenAI notwithstanding);
  • Like it or hate it, the operating system of big business is Microsoft Office. Not Windows. Not macOS, Android, iOS or ChromeOS. It’s not Slack or Salesforce or (sadly) Google Workplace. It’s Office.

Microsoft made that clearer than ever at Ignite, last week’s event for the IT professionals who will decide which tools you’re going to be using in the months and years to come. Here are the highlights you need to know about:

#1- Microsoft has officially launched Loop, its Notion clone. It’s just about as ugly as Notion, if less feature-filled

…before you dismiss it: Loop is a message from the future. You can designate specific components (think: a table of financial indicators, a paragraph of boilerplate, or a to-do list with people @mentioned in them) and pull them into Teams or other Office apps. If you update the component in Loop, it automatically updates wherever else you’ve used it.

Yes, the numbers will update themselves — everywhere, automatically. Imagine that at scale in a PowerPoint as the tech behind it (branded fluid) rolls out. Now imagine how many 100s of hours your team is going to save updating an IPO / M&A / board / investor presentation as the numbers keep changing and changing and changing…

#2- Teams will redecorate your background. Didn’t need that, but thanks.

#3- Teams will turn you into a legless, Meta-style 3D VR avatar using Microsoft Mesh, a “solution that enables your distributed workforce to connect like never before in a 3D immersive space, helping virtual meetings and events feel more like face-to-face connections.” Take an antinauseant, then watch, runtime: 1:01.

#4- Microsoft is rolling its inchoate, half-baked planning tools into what looks set to be a single, smart, streamlined app sometime early in 2024. Microsoft Planner will absorb To-Do, Planner, and Project for the Web — and will include a Copilot AI integration.

#5- Bing Chat has been renamed Copilot — and it’s going to permeate everything from PowerPoint to Teams, Microsoft and Outlook. Copilot Studio is its version of the AI app store that OpenAI rolled out before Sam Altman got thrown under a bus.

Wait, wait: Where’s Microsoft 365 Copilot? The full integration of AI into Microsoft’s tools was announced months ago and is now rolling out to 600 big business customers around the world who (a) managed to get approved and (b) can shell out USD 30 / user / month for a minimum of 600 seats.


NOVEMBER

25 November (Saturday): Masr El Gedida Carnival at Maryland.

29 November (Wednesday): Cairo Symphony Orchestra concert, Cairo Opera House, Zamalek.

DECEMBER

1 December (Friday): Cairo Fun Festival by Bike Zone Egypt in Heliopolis.

1 December (Friday): The Christmas Charity Bazaar, All Saints’ Cathedral, Zamalek.

1 December (Friday): Skhoon band concert, Pyramids, Giza.

2 December (Saturday): Wael Al Fashni concert, El Sawy Culturewheel, Zamalek.

EVENTS WITH NO SET DATE

2023: The inauguration of the Grand Egyptian Museum.

Q1 2024: Opening of the newly developed Pyramids Plateau in Giza.

2024

JANUARY

7 January (Sunday): Coptic Christmas.

25 January (Thursday): Revolution Day.

APRIL

9 April (Tuesday): Eid El Fitr (TBC).

25 April (Thursday): National holiday in observance of Sinai Liberation Day (TBC).

MAY

1 May (Wednesday): National holiday in observance of Labor Day (TBC).

5 May (Sunday): Coptic Easter.

6 May (Monday): Sham El Nessim (TBC).

JUNE

15-19 June (Saturday-Wednesday): Eid El Adha (TBC).

30 June (Sunday): June 30 Revolution Day (TBC).

JULY

7 July (Sunday): National holiday in observance of Islamic New Year (TBC).

23 July (Tuesday): Revolution Day (TBC).

SEPTEMBER

15 September (Sunday): National holiday in observance of Prophet Muhammad’s birthday (TBC).

OCTOBER

6 October (Sunday): Armed Forces Day.

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