The Ramadan news slowdown is real, ladies and gentlemen. We’re determined to enjoy it while it lasts.
YouTube is still accessible from Egypt this morning despite a Supreme Administrative Court ruling that it must be shuttered for a month over a years-old video a lower court had decided was insulting to the Prophet Mohammed. We presume this unfolds as did ergot (see this morning’s Speed Round, below) and Tiran and Sanafir: The sport isn’t in what the government will do (it’s not going to turn off YouTube), but in how it maneuvers its way around an administrative judiciary that policy makers and business leaders alike often find impenetrable.
Parking law to be finalized today: The House Local Administration Committee will finalize its discussion of a draft law to regulate public parking and the work of a “sayess” (parking attendant) during a meeting today, Ahram Gate reports.
Elsewhere this morning:
Oil at USD 50 is more likely than oil at USD 100, writes Nick Butler for the Financial Times, arguing that the market is set to settle as “the hype and speculation that led to the [run up to USD 80] is replaced by a cold return to fundamentals. … There is no shortage of supply and no imbalance of supply and demand. Any shortfalls in production from places such as Venezuela have been easily covered by production from elsewhere, not least the US where output continues to grow month by month thanks to the continuing shale revolution.” Don’t fret: You can always plow your net worth into real gold instead of black gold…
The US-North Korea summit may still be on as American officials enter North Korea for preparatory talks, Reuters and the New York Times report. The summit was originally scheduled for 12 June.
Abbas, Bush in hospital: Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas was in hospital for an eighth day yesterday, reportedly seeking treatment for a lung infection, while former US President George W. Bush was admitted to hospital in Maine the same day, complaining of fatigue and low blood pressure.
Keep an eye on Saudi dairy producer Almarai, which is planning a five-year, USD 2.8 bn capex program that’s designed to increase efficiency and expand its geographic footprint. Almarai had reportedly tried back in 2016 to acquire Qalaa Holdings’ Dina Farms dairy and fresh milk operation. Almarai owns and operates the Beyti brand in Egypt as part of a joint venture with PepsiCo.
Bahrain sees “no glimmer of hope” that the Qatar “crisis” will end anytime soon, the country’s foreign minister said yesterday.
Nigerians will see real income per capita fall every year through at least 2023, according to an IMF forecast picked up by the Financial Times. Crazier still: The country is projected to be the third-largest in the world by 2050, behind only India and China.
Food for thought: Are raises a thing of the past in the US? “Very few Americans have enjoyed steadily rising pay beyond inflation over the last couple of decade … Now, executives of big U.S. companies suggest that the days of most people getting a pay raise are over, and that they also plan to reduce their work forces further,” Axios writes.
And speaking of Amreeka: Hurricane season is underway as the first named storm of the 2018 season is due to make landfall today. Hurricane season usually runs June through November.
Your Ramadan rundown for today:
Bank hours run 09:30 am to 01:30 pm for customers and from 09:00 am to 02:00 pm for employees, CBE announced.
The EGX is running shorter trading hours. The trading session kicks off at 10:00 am, but closes at 1:30 pm. Tap or click here for the full schedule.
We’re looking at reasonably good weather for the rest of the week, with the mercury set to hover between 32°C and 34°C all the way through Friday. A spell of warmer weather is on the horizon starting Saturday, according to the long-range forecast on our favorite weather app.
So, when do we eat? For those of us observing, Maghrib is at 6:49 pm CLT today. You’ll have until 3:12 am tomorrow to finish your sohour.
Tired of lesan asfour soup and sambousek? Struggling for inspiration? Try sheet-pan chicken with potatoes, arugula and garlic yoghurt. Go ahead and defy the recipe — use Greek yoghurt (or mayo, if you prefer). It’s simple and amazing.

In our TBR pile for that hour before iftar:
Murdering, [redacted]-crazed, substance-abusing puppets have not pleased the creators of Sesame Street, who have filed a lawsuit against STX Entertainment over how the latter is promoting The Happytime Murders. The summertime comedy stars Melissa McCarthy and a cast of raunchy, [redacted]-hungry, violent puppets. At issue: The marketing line “No sesame. All street.”
The production company boss’ best line: “You know in your hearts, when Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy go home at night and there are no cameras around and no children, it’s filthy.” Better still: The director is the son of the late Jim Henson, whose DNA runs deep through this thing, due in theatres on 17 August 2018.
(If you’re particularly literal about fasting, you’ll want to save this for after iftar):
You can catch the (definitely R-rated) trailer here (watch, runtime: 2:37). Make sure the kiddies or your underage siblings aren’t within earshot. If the 1980s oeuvre of Mr. Eddie Murphy — or the slapstick comedies of that era —make you laugh, this movie is for you. (You’ll need to tap / click to confirm you’re over the age of 18 to watch they trailer, but it’s worth it. We’re still laughing heading into dispatch time.)
Not your cup of tea? Plan your summer movie watching with the New York Times’ rundown of 2018 summer movies.
Food for thought: Born in the 1980s? Be thankful it was here and not in the United States. While people born in the 1960s and 1970s are “not doing too great in terms of wealth,” it’s worse for “older millennials” born in the US between 1980 and 1989, Esquire writes. Why? Blame the housing market: “When the housing bubble burst, older generations of home owners were hit hard, but as real estate regains value post-Great Recession, they've been able to make up for some of those losses. But many of these '80s kids went into the recession, and its aftermath up to 2016, without owning homes. Their debt instead comes in the form of student loans, auto loans, and credit card debt, all assets that have not ‘appreciated rapidly during the last few years—such as stocks and real estate,’ the Fed explains.” By contrast, the 1980s onward have largely been decades of wealth formation for Egypt’s upper middle class, and with our national mania for investing in real estate…


